It feels very much like a Monday morning today. The beautiful autumn day in Cambridge happening right now is completely ruined by the fact that I have to be awake for it. In case anybody else is having a similar problem, here’s a joke to brighten your mood.

Q. What’s the difference between Dinesh D’Souza and the Hindenburg?

A. One is a giant, flaming fascist gasbag, and the other is a dirigible.