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Q. John is a mathematician. John is a nihilist. John can’t tell a cow from a donut. What does John study?

A. Yep, pointless topology!

Thank you, thank you, I’ll be here all week. . . .

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3 Comments

    • The algorithm
    • Posted Thursday, 24 January 2008 at 14:28 pm
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    The next James Bond film will be called Quantum of Solace. Heh, I can’t wait.

  1. I prefer the version “John can’t tell himself from a donut”, because it seems to carry the implication that John eats lots of donuts.

  2. There’s never a bad joke which the Internet can’t make worse. Ah, the wisdom of crowds!