Leftists have tried fervently since the 1960s to subvert American culture by promoting cultural heresies, which really only amount to a form of subversion. These cultural heresies include but are not limited to: Radical feminism, sexual deviancy, multilingualism and atheism.
Woot woot! Ding ding ding! We have a winner! I’d like to present this ceremonial, platinum-plated wingnut to Nate Sherman, “State News columnist and a member of MSU College Republicans and Young Americans for Freedom.” For his next trick, maybe he’ll accuse those subversive Leftists of eating sushi!
Even our music and art have been corrupted by the poison of multiculturalism. Art has degenerated to the point where atheists cover statues of our savior in urine, and this â€œartâ€ is displayed proudly in museums. The fact that these museums often receive grants from the government basically amounts to government subsidizing the abortion of our culture with our own tax dollars.
No no no — real atheists like their Savior Statues made of chocolate, the better to desecrate them in truly lascivious ways.
The music of today is no better than the â€œart.â€ In music videos, female singers perform in clothing unfit even for whores. The lyrics of rap songs routinely mention raping women, robbing stores and a myriad of other offenses that would even offend the likes of Ted Bundy.
Hey, I thought the penalty for rape was just a 50-shekel fine and an arranged marriage! I mean, it’s right there in Deuteronomy 22:28-29, so what’s the big deal? And, really, we couldn’t have those female singers dressing up in mannish clothes, could we — that would be “an abomination unto the Lord.”
Mmm. This puts me in a mood for. . . practicing radically feminist sexual deviancy while asserting in multiple languages that no empirical evidence points to the existence of any traditional god, all while eating sushi.
Ecrasons l’infâme, ma chÃ©rie, parce qu’Elohim n’est qu’un mauvais rêve de l’Age du bronze — et maintenant, les manacles et le maki-maki nous attendent!
(Tip o’ the decadent secular-humanist beret to Arnold Zwicky.)