1. How long will the aforesaid doomsayers keep their act going? “The asteroid isn’t outside of Earth’s magnetosphere yet! Just you wait! The worst is yet to come, because I can still feel its astrological influence perturbing the quantum vibrational levels of my chakras!”
2. How many trivial events, the likes of which happen every day, will be claimed as effects of the asteroid’s passage?
3. Who wants to play Asteroids on my projector TV?