There was a fourth Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movie? It came out a month ago? And I never heard?
Seriously, Internet, you’re letting me down.
Oh. They never mentioned it on ScienceBlogs — that would explain a few things.
Not only do I feel betrayed by the Blagnet, but I also feel like I missed what could have been a deeply personal experience with resonances of happy times in my past. Back in high school, my friends all dressed up as the Turtles for Senior Ambition Day. I could have had some serious, only partially ironic enjoyment.
Curse you, perfidious Network!