Phil Plait announces that the world-record spoon bending and breaking event performed at TAM 6 is now available on the video tubes.
I think I was asleep, or trying to find breakfast, or something when they were filming this. Either that, or the psychical vibrations of all those telekinetic powers deranged my quantum memory chakras. Yeah, that’s it.
Actually, this happened while we were off on our secret mission. You know the one.
SSSSHHHHHHHH!
Well, breakfast is a much better use of a spoon anyway.
I’m hoping the secret mission can be revealed soon — Ben said he had an assistant working on the audio.
Damn effete limey bastard. He gets an assistant and everything.
Grumble, grumble.